Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
soo... how was my night?
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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