Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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