They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
