i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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