I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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