Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Randomize
