so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
a search helicopter?!
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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