i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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