im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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