yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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