Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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