Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
Randomize
