i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
So squirting runs in the family.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
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