I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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