Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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