This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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