shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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