So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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