someone get that fucking seahorse.
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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