Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
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