It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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