i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
Do plants get herpes?
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