Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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