It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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