what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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