i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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