We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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