i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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