i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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