On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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