We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
Randomize
