what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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