i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Randomize
