ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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