if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize
