Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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