come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
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