We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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