Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Randomize
