would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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