Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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