Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
zippers are such a cool invention
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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