For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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