One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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