dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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