can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
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