I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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