"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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