I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
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