i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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