Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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