you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
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