I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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